My dear cadets we’re a-flutter this morning about something called “Charlie the Unicorn.”
“Oh, you must YouTube it, sir,” they gushed. “It’s so funny.”
Well, I did. And it’s not really. So I hereby proclaim “Charlie the Unicorn” to be Reason #54 that we’re doomed as a society.
Despite this setback, I’ll fight on, trying to bring enlightenment to the unenlightened. They apparently need all the help they can get.
Why, God, why? You warned me and yet still I clicked.
Too curious, Mary. Too curious.